factbook.ktab.co.uk

Internet

Also known as “TEH INTARWEB” or “that thing that keeps telling me to get my genetalia enlarged”, the Internet is a scary place that should not be entered without the use of appropriate safety equipment.

The Dangers

If you’re not careful you might accidentally end up downloading copied mp3s from other people and inadvertently fund terrorism. Or, worse, you could get a virus - a bit like glandular fever, but without the kudos of having got off with someone recently.

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© Andrew Steele & John Trevor-Allen 2005

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