kwazoig
Kwazoig is a fictional word, a fictional board game or a real website, depending upon who you ask. Most people you ask will just stare at you quizically.History
Inception
The word kwazoig was coined by JTA one telephone conversation when Statto asked him to think of a name for the new board game he’d just invented.
The board game
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It may one day become possible to buy an oak kwazoig board, if Statto ever gets ‘round to making one.
Continuation
Kwazoig continued to be useful, allowing Statto & JTA to fabricate the acronym KTAB in order to justify its being the title of their website ktab.co.uk and their news corporation known, logically enough, as the KTAB News Corporation.
It was in 2005 that JTA finally registered kwazoig.com, thus realising a long-held dream of his and Statto’s to have, instead of a website with a domain so long no-one could remember it, a website with a name so obscure no-one could spell it.