Salsa
Salsa is both the Spanish word for sauce and a type of dance which has little to do with the type of sauce.Sauce
Salsa is tomatoey and spicey, and people who refer to it as ‘salsa sauce’ are guilty of vacuoïteration.
Dance
There are two kinds of salsa dance, LA style and Cuban salsa.
Cuban salsa
Involves counting “1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3” repeatedly.
LA style
The less mathematically dextrous citizens of Los Angeles count “1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7” repeatedly, and restrict their bodies to two parallel planes a short distance apart.