Statto’s Little Blue Book of Walkerisms
Statto’s Little Blue Book of Walkerisms is a small, blue book, nominally owned by Statto, which contains Walkerisms.It was conceived as an antidote to JTA’s Little Red Book when JTA started getting altogether too much attention for this particular spawn of his. It comprised a short anthology of some of Walkerisms encountered and creatively made up by Statto and JTA.
Walkerisms
The notion of a Walkerism is simple: you must flatly contradict an earlier statement in the same sentence (or by implication due to the surroundings in some lesser Walkerisms). It is named after Miss Walker, a French teacher who taught Statto and JTA in their GCSE years.